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caffeinated-zombie: So, in the middle of everything today, we...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:55 -0500

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

thebluthcompany: Bluth Family Love Banners.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:52:20 -0500

thebluthcompany:

Bluth Family Love Banners.

I am the Scipio Africanus of fucking up everything good in my life. Except I don’t think...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:55:31 -0500

I am the Scipio Africanus of fucking up everything good in my life. Except I don’t think Benito Mussolini is going to commission a film commemorating my life. Partly because he’s been dead since 1943 and partly because of my negative views towards fascism.

You’re killing me, Smalls.

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:11:10 -0500

You’re killing me, Smalls.

hellyeahscarleteen: Sometimes people have a hard time...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:16:46 -0500

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

These two are awesome.

A Conversation with Grant #2765

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:30:26 -0500

Me: A nuclear power plant in southwestern Michigan leaked contaminated water into Lake Michigan. Hoping I develop super powers instead of getting leukemia.

Grant: Fuck. That seems not good.

Me: Eh. Gotta die somehow.

Grant: Couldn't it be suffocating to death between the tits of a coke-addled [prostitute] covered in sausage gravy and skittles?

Me: I mean, it's not outside the realm of possibility, but somehow we live in a world where "radiation leak" seems more plausible.

Tim: @DuleHill And so it begins….

Tue, 07 May 2013 06:42:53 -0500

Tim: @DuleHill And so it begins….

thebluthcompany: You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL...

Fri, 03 May 2013 09:44:50 -0500

thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.

Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!

This is brilliant.

sirmitchell: For my recent show at Mondo Gallery I put together...

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:05:25 -0500

sirmitchell:

For my recent show at Mondo Gallery I put together a collection of Bastards. Proofs and damaged prints that I ripped up and created new portraits out of. The results were interesting, sometimes hilarious, and once in a while, terrifying. You can see all 23 on sirmikeofmitchell.com

You can see (and purchase) them in person at Mondo Gallery in Austin, TX until May 25th.

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:07:26 -0500

adamquordero: 518 Deleted Scenes | Ron Goes to the Doctor

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:17:12 -0500

adamquordero:

518 Deleted Scenes | Ron Goes to the Doctor

vectorbelly: Godzilla and friends have some controversial...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:40:33 -0500

vectorbelly:

Godzilla and friends have some controversial opinions about modern culture

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 23:04:14 -0500

Nick & Pigeon

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 09:04:07 -0500

On Friday, in the afternoon, I went downstairs to smoke. I’m leaning against a big concrete planter and watching the cars roll by on Wacker Dr. when a pigeon lands and starts wandering over towards me doing its little bird walk. It walks to the edge of the curb and looks up at me, I say “there’s a car coming.” it turns away and jumps down into the street. 10 seconds later the car I said was coming is getting really close and the pigeon starts running back towards the curb and jumps out of the way right before it gets squished. It lands back up on the curb but slips and half falls over, ungraceful like. It steadies itself and looks back up at me, I say “what did you think was going to happen, idiot?” and then it flew off.

ckck: Jack Lemmon and Marilyn Monroe on the set of Some Like It...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:10:15 -0500

ckck:

Jack Lemmon and Marilyn Monroe on the set of Some Like It Hot, circa 1958.

@teresatothemax

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 07:15:06 -0500

@teresatothemax

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Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:45:15 -0600

tim sniffen writing & drawing: An Open Letter to Yahoo! CEO, Marissa Mayer

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:31:35 -0600

tim sniffen writing & drawing: An Open Letter to Yahoo! CEO, Marissa Mayer:

mrsniffen:

Ms. Mayer, Empress of all Yahoo!,

Hello. My name is Tim Sniffen. I’ve been a Yahoo! junior server administrator for eleven years.

It was with a stab of terror that I read your memo asking “all employees with work-from-home arrangements to work in Yahoo! offices.” I realize we’re in…

thelifesomewhatartistic: America’s favourite husband and wife.

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 16:03:45 -0600

thelifesomewhatartistic:

America’s favourite husband and wife.

This is going to drive @teresatothemax insane as it combines two...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:57:48 -0600

This is going to drive @teresatothemax insane as it combines two things she hates.

agentmlovestacos:

Finally! One of these videos that truly speaks to me.

via videohall:

Grumpy Cat does the Harlem Shake