Cat Party

There's A Party In My Cat

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Unlike construction on the Red line, we’ll be finished soon.

slightlyinsultingchicagoposters:

There are only 3 days left to get your order in for a Slightly Insulting Chicago Poster. After that, our shop will be shut.

And since we know that the best burns come in threes,  when you buy 2 posters you get 1 free. Just enter the code THANKSCHI when checking out.

P.S. Keep an eye on the blog, as we’ll continue making posters for the neighborhoods we haven’t hit yet (North Center, Bridgeport, Little Italy, Edison Park, Jackson Park, Portage Park and anything else with a _______ Park.)

 

 

 

 

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caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

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I am the Scipio Africanus of fucking up everything good in my life. Except I don’t think Benito Mussolini is going to commission a film commemorating my life. Partly because he’s been dead since 1943 and partly because of my negative views towards fascism.

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hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

These two are awesome.

(via iwrotethistrash)

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A Conversation with Grant #2765

Me:
A nuclear power plant in southwestern Michigan leaked contaminated water into Lake Michigan. Hoping I develop super powers instead of getting leukemia.
Grant:
Fuck. That seems not good.
Me:
Eh. Gotta die somehow.
Grant:
Couldn't it be suffocating to death between the tits of a coke-addled [prostitute] covered in sausage gravy and skittles?
Me:
I mean, it's not outside the realm of possibility, but somehow we live in a world where "radiation leak" seems more plausible.